Funny post that i saw from a blog

I saw this funny post about rafflesians at a blog....enjoy :D

1) Raffles JC Student(s)* don't know how to cook cup noodles.
It's like this. 3 girls came into the store to get one cup noodle for one of the 3. Yea, nothing special. So they purchased the cup noodle first, and then proceeded to the hot water section. Next, they tore off THE ENTIRE COVER, added hot water, and IMMEDIATELY CAME TO ME AND SAID, 'the water is not hot enough it doesn't cook leh.. ' (excuse me, it's instant noodles but it's NOT THAT INSTANT) and followed by the most raffles-like question by another girl in the trio which goes.. 'can we put it in the microwave?' ok great actually i myself am not really sure if the cup noodle plastic can stand the microwave, so i told them, if you're sure it works, by all means go do it. and then, the last girl of the trio went 'can one! I did it before!'

ok so they went to the microwave and put the cup noodle into the microwave. moments later, they took it out, and i knew something must have happened and i kept quiet. they just immediately went out of the store with the cup noodle, without even getting chopsticks from me HAHA.

AND THEN, i proceeded to the microwave, opened it, and saw that the soup was spilled all over the microwave. Yea, and who clears the mess? Me lor.

Moral of the story - Never put your cup noodles into the microwave.

2) Raffles JC Student(s)* can't read instructions.
Title is self explanatory, so i guess i won't elaborate much on it. Put it simply, i've come across too many RJC students coming to me, asking me how to cook this and that and what button to press on the microwave etc.

READ THE DAMN INSTRUCTIONS IDIOTS.

3) Raffles Institution student(s)** don't know that a shelf is not for throwing rubbish.
Let's just say, RI kids really love 7-11. The store is EXTREMELY PACKED during their recess / breaks. So packed that you can't even see who paid and who haven't. It's that bad, the store is already small enough.

So anyway, RI kids love cup noodles and slurpee so much they eat them everyday I don't know when their hair will fall off and ants will invade their underwear. That's not my problem. My problem with them is, they throw ALL THEIR RUBBISH (cup noodle seasoning packets etc etc) on the shelf where they prepare their food and spill slurpee all over the floor during their attempt to make their money worth when dispensing slurpee.

all these, when the rubbish bin is just beside them.

4) Raffles JC guy(s)* are sissys.
Ok there was this guy who came to get a SUPER big gulp. He dispensed sprite into his gigantic cup, and all the way til the brim. Right before the water level hit the brim, an ant popped out of the dispenser. He immediately turned to me, gave his cb face, and said.
'WHY IS THERE AN ANT IN UR BIG GULP?'

before i even had the chance to say anything, he poured the whole cup away and tried again. It's just an ant dammit. JUST USE UR FINGER AND PICK IT OUT LA.

so what can i say about RAFFLES students?
1) they can only study.
2) they are spoilt nerds who can't cook cup noodles.
3) they are dependent nerds who can't rely on themselves such as reading simple instructions.
4) they show no concern to other people by littering all over the place.

that is all. thank you for reading =D

Damn touching story that i saw on the internet....

On the last day before Christmas, I hurried to go to the

supermarket to buy the remaining of the gifts I didn't manage to buy

earlier. When I saw all the people there, I started to complain to myself:

'It is going to take forever here and I still have so many other places to

go...' 'Christmas really is getting more and more annoying every year.

How I wish I could just lie down, go to sleep and only wake up after it...'

Nonetheless, I made my way to the toy section, and there

I started to curse the prices, wondering if after all kids really play with

such expensive toys. While looking in the toy section, I noticed a small boy

of about 5 years old, pressing a doll against his chest. He kept on touching

the hair of the doll and looked so sad.

I wondered who was this doll for. Then the little boy

turned to the old woman next to him:

'Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?' The

old lady replied: 'You know that you don't have enough money to buy this

doll, my dear.' Then she asked him to stay here for 5 minutes while she went

to look around. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll

in his hand.

Finally, I started to walk toward him and I asked him who

did he want to give this doll to.

'It is the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so

much for this Christmas. She was so sure that Santa Claus would bring it to

her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus will bring it to her, after

all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can not

bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mother so

that she can give it to her when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. My sister has

gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy will also go to see God very

soon, so I thought that she could bring the doll with her to give it to my

sister.'

My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me

and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I asked him to wait

until I came back from the store.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of

himself, where he was laughing. He then told me: 'I also want mommy to take

this photo with her

so that she will not forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she didn't have

to leave me but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly

reached for my wallet and took a few notes and said to the boy,

'What if we checked again, just in case you have enough money?' 'Ok' he

said. 'I hope that I have enough.' I added some of my money to his without

him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll, and

even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me

enough money.' Then he looked at me and added:'I asked yesterday before I

slept for God to make sure I have enough money to buy this doll so that

mommy can give it to my sister. He heard me.' 'I also wanted to have enough

money

to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God too much. But

He gave me enough to buy the doll and the white rose.' 'You know, my mommy

loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady came again and I left.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I

couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local

newspaper article 2 days ago, which mentioned of a drunk man in a truck who

hit a car where there was one young lady and a little girl. The little girl

died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family

had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-assisting machine,

because the young lady would not be able to come out of the coma that she

was in. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I

read in the newspaper that the young lady had passed away. I couldn't stop

myself and went to buy a bunch of white roses and I went to the mortuary

where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make a

last wish before burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful

white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed

over her chest. I left the place crying, feeling that my life had been

changed forever. The love that this little boy had for his mother and his

sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a

second, a drunk man had

taken all this away from him.

First time ~~~

Haha my first time blogging ......anyway, i dont think my blog will last long lar.....

I shall write about wad happened yesterday at amanda's house...

Meet he xiang, zeng han, khai ying and cheryl yesterday at eunos mrt then go out take taxi to amanda's house.....
Arrived at amanda's house at 1p.m. and played wii and watched tom and jerry.......the wii games like shit man.......damn crappy.....
Then we pushed woo hian and wei min into the swimming pool without realizing that their phones are in their pocket.....
Here comes the fun part.....me and guo hui jumped together into swimming pool and played with the beach ball.....quite fun......much better than wii can liao.....
Then we came up and change into dry clothes cos amanda dont allow ppl who are dripping into her house :( so the girls could only wait outside at the patio there =P
Then talk with yixin they all for 1 hour before deciding to jump into pool again cos terrence seems to be having fun.....so i borrowed a shirt from terrence and jumped in....then jaslyn they all come and tell us that amanda kenna scolded by her mum cos we were splashing the water onto the patio and some water even got into her house !!!! then she gave us a cb face and i thought her face stinks like the grandmother pussy.......
Then they cut the chocoate cake but me and dana they all cannot join cos we r dripping......
Then played truth or dare but it was lame......and finally went home in lisa's mum car with zeng han, khai ying and ziyi.......

P.S. Terrence, i noe u have a hot body but pls wear a loose shirt next time u r in the swimming pool so we dont have to see ur nipples